when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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