Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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