Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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