Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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