But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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