Don't make out with my wife yet
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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