he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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