iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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