i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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