My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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