I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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