Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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