If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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