So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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