I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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