He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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