She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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