Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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