I think im going to throw up on grandma
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
The ass gains better be worth it
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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