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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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