Got a toothbrush?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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