Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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