anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Randomize