I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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