i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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