I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
well you can't waste a boner
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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