I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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