Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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