I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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