carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I wear drunk well.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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