I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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