Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he fucked my hip out of place.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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