I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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