I need help removing her.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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