Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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