You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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