hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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