chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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