i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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