i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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