we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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