Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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