omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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