I just pynch a tree in the face
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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