Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
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At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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