You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize