i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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