So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My breasts were aching with rage.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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