is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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