Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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